Al Hassan hat-trick and the HDM head butt

Sydney FC 4 Central Coast Mariners 1

Sydney FC recovered from a dismal start to pulverise lowly Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium on Friday night as a pathetic crowd finally warmed to Al Hassan Toure. A hat-trick from the languid striker had the crowd cheering, but the best was yet to come, Gabriel Popovic sweeping a glorious left-foot shot pas former Sydney favourite Andrew Redmayne to make it four. Harrison Devenish-Meares lived up to his growing reputation with several smart saves early on, but the look on Gabriel Popovic’s face when he felt the force of his goalkeeper’s square features on scoring his maiden Sydney goal told a story. A late penalty was scant consolation for the visitors, who should have been well ahead in the opening stages and will rue their profligacy this evening as the struggle continues.

Friday night football just doesn’t work for Sydneysiders. A relatively local derby failed to bring the visiting fans in any number and the locals stayed away en masse, empty seats outnumbering those filled by at least four to one. We’d started the evening with a quick beer at our new favourite spot, the beer garden next to the circus tent at the Entertainment Quarter, having left our run into Sydney too late to join the throng at the Bat and Ball. The walk to the stadium up Driver Avenue was perhaps an indicator of the low patronage at this game, as was the fact that our usual gate and indeed that of the members was closed for the night – completely understandable cost-cutting by the club, who are now in full control of the stadium on gameday, saving thousands on needless resources. No riot police or circling helicopters for this one either – what a difference to our last Friday night here.

Getting to the stadium relatively early was a little discombobulating; what do we do with these extra minutes? Sushi procured and suitable refreshment for the non-driver and we were up in Cove Heights marvelling at the banks of empty seats for what should be a tasty derby-esque fixture against the Mariners. The players emerged to a perfect Sydney evening, clear skies, a slight chill in the air after a hot day, and the pitch had been watered beyond what was necessary, a definite spray coming up from the ground when the players moved at speed. The Mariners obviously won the toin coss, changing the teams around, Redders arriving at the Cove with an almost secret clap to his long-lost brothers as Rhys Youlley raced from the bench in a strange puff of smoke as if he’d just taken a massive drag on a vape.

The referee set the scene on this contest after only 40 seconds, Chris Donnell lunging in on teenage star Akol Akon, and Sydney should have been a goal up soon after when Rhyan Grant raced into the box as the Mariners defence dallied, only to plant his free shot against the bar from ten yards out with the goal at his mercy. Bailey Brandtman caught the ball as it came towards him in a hurry and was shocked by the referee’s decision to award a free kick against him. Devenish-Meares was almost caught in possession as the visitors pressed in hope, just squeezing the ball past the lunge at the far end as the fans collectively put their hands over their faces.

What followed was pure comedy, Alex Popovic inexcusably turning into trouble and having his pocket picked leading to a one-on-one for Oli Lavale, but he fired straight at Devenish-Meares and Sydney survived. Moments later the busy goalkeeper was called on again, saving his defence from another cheap, cheap giveaway with a smart save from Arthur De Lima. Toure then took the ball to the touchline instead of into the penalty area and coughed it up, setting De Lima away as the disgruntlement continued. The Mariners had most of the play, and grumbles were heard around the stadium at what was another poor showing from the home side. Takahiro Sekine went close with a header as Sydney got themselves back into the game finally, and when a corner from Garuccio on the right pinballed in the box, there was definitely a hand in there somewhere; from our position it looked like Oriola Sunday might have handled or even Jordan Courtney-Perkins, but the referee went straight to the spot. After an eternity of a VAR check, almost longer than the time it took Garuccio to amble over to take the corner, Rhys Youlley left the penalty to Toure who made no mistake from 12 yards. Get in, 1-0, totally undeserved.

More comedy with the ball in the Mariners penalty area, a weak clearance looked to tee up a strike from Akon, but Sunday took it off his toe to make the pass instead, Akon going through with the air-shot swipe in disgust, a mirror image of Joe Lolley when Douglas Costa did the same thing at the same end a couple of seasons ago.

The best was to come though. Pure rampaging counter-attack from Sydney FC, a la Middlesborough of the early 90s. A corner was helped away by Devenish-Meares and Toure somehow got free of a desperate tackle and was off and away. With Akon and Grant racing alongside him, this was scripted to be the miss that cost Sydney the game, but Toure got it right, slipping the ball to his left and ignoring the much better placed Grant, and instead of blazing a shot into the stands, the young flyer played a superb ball across goal for Toure to slide in his second ahead of Grant; it was a relief that they didn’t leave it for each other and Sydney had a remarkable 2-0 lead.

There was time for another good chance at the other end, Grant clearing when it looked as though Devenish-Meares had saved, and Sydney survived. We’d just ticked over into injury time at the end of the first half when the ball boy threw a ball onto the field nowhere near Youlley when he was rushing to take a quick throw. The Paddington Bear hard stare from Youlley was telling, but it was good to slow the game down and catch our breath. Half time leading 2-0 was perfect. This was unexpected and most welcome for the sparse crowd tonight, and the Cove sang like they’d never sung before.

The game was totally different in the second half. Gone were the worries of conceding, Sydney had their tails up, and the Mariners were a spent force. Toure was putting in the kms and he went racing across the field from right to left, looking for an opening, eventually just keeping the ball in as it raced away from him. When Garuccio played the ball back to him to continue the momentum, he wasn’t looking and the ball rolled under his foot and out of play. That’s maybe why he normally conserves his energy – all that running for nothing! Moments later he atoned for it, racing away onto Sunday’s expert through ball as the counter attack sprung into life again, and the powerful finish was the mark of a man brimming with confidence. It was sudden, it was lethal, the stadium was loving it.

The home defence was still having its moments, Youlley and Alex Popovic tearing strips off each other after they hesitated to clear the ball properly, Courtney-Perkins having a go too. This was good to see. Problems being rectified in front of the fans. The Mariners should have scored, Ali Auglah denied by a big hand from Devenish-Meared right in front of us, but the Cove didn’t care; the extended remix of “follow, follow, follow…” was being sung with joy and Sydney FC were having an evening to remember. The Mariners were simply woeful in front of goal, Presley Ortiz completely unmarked in the six-yard box, heading wide with the whole goal to aim at – this just wasn’t their night. The fourth goal came from a period of pressure where Sydney wouldn’t let the Mariners settle on the ball, young Jesse Mantell dispossessed and the ball fell for sub Gabriel Popovic, who steadied himself and rifled a left-foot screamer into the bottom corner, a fabulous strike. The fans were united in joy and disbelief, even moreso when the celebrations were caught on the big screen, Devenish-Meares racing in to jump in with the pack and head-butting Courtney-Perkins and Popovic, the scorer knowing instantly that he was in trouble, blood pouring from his face. He made sure help came to him to slow the game down and had to head off for a minute while his head was bandaged up. Total comedy, the phrase Peak A-League being used throughout the stadium.

The clean sheet was ruined as the game ticked over into stoppage time, Garuccio with a rash challenge on his man, or was it Grant, making the decision very easy for the referee, and Lavale rifled home the penalty for 4-1. James Overy found himself racing through at the other end and went down under pressure, but the referee wasn’t interested, and neither were his teammates. The Mariners looked good for another goal in the closing stages, but couldn’t find the shooting opportunity, and the referee blew for full-time, bringing an entertaning game to a close.

Good vibes at full-time, the Sydney FC players coming to the Cove to celebrate, Devenish-Meares trying to steal the match ball from Toure before grabbing the megaphone and leading the fans in a chant. There was a lot of love for Gabriel Popovic from the young fans, James Overy had given his shirt away to a fan, and a group of overseas dignitaries posed for photos by the tunnel as the players made their way back into the depths of the stadium. This had been a very satisfactory night; it was a shame that more people weren’t there to experience it.

There were some interesting sights around the Entertainment Quarter as we headed back to the car, with the tattoo convention underway, and the queue to exit sent us back to Watsons for a quick drink before the drive home, eventually getting in at 11.30pm.

Did this game announce Sydney FC as a force this season? Were the fans convinced with the big win? Of course not. This game could have been almost out of sight had the Mariners put away their early chances, and there was almost an expectation that Sydney would somehow throw this away, even at 2-0 up. Patrick Kisnorbo has a lot to do to convince us that his team is capable of great things this season, but if Rhys Youlley and Wataru Kamijo continue to impress, and Oriola Sunday continues to settle in to his role, there are positive signs. Now, how many times did you have to ask yourself “was that Garuccio or Grant” tonight. These two players are just identical on the field!

Thanks for reading. Next up, the women welcome Canberra to Sydney Atheltic Centre. Let’s go! See you there.

Lucky 31 experiment Round 4 : From riches to rags

If you came hoping for the A-League Tips and Predictions, it’s no longer here. Click on the Football360 website, and see just how badly our panel of experts is fairing with this totally bonkers opening of the 2026/27 season. But while you’re here, we’re in Round 4 of our Lucky 31 experiment, where our panel members are trying their best to recover a $217 investment using their expertise in top flight men’s football in Australia.

If you’re sensitive to gambling talk, if you find it triggering to discuss betting as a pastime and not as the scourge on our nation (that it is), you might want to tune out now. But if you’re still interested, read on…

The struggle is real. Lsat season’s form has deserted Nikos Vergos Photo : Texi Smith

Remember the scenario. Each one of our tipsters stumped up $217 to enter this circus, staking a good wedge of hard-earned cash on their knowledge and experience of the A-League, looking to recoup that outlay and secure a handsome return. That figure $217 is equal to 28 matchdays x $7.75. The amount $7.75 is 31 bets x $0.25, which is commonly known as a “Lucky 31.” So, each week, our panel is placing 31 bets at $0.25 over the first five matches of the round, equating to 5 x singles, 10 x doubles, 10 x trebles, 5 x quadruples and 1 x quintuple. It is essentially a Super Yankee with five single bets added on. We haven’t considered yet how this works with a round with less than five games; we’ll work that out soon enough.

Of those five fixtures, the number of correct selections increases the return exponentially. If you get one result correct, you will get a few cents back and lose nearly all your stake. Get two results right, you are paid out on two singles and one double; you’ll still lose most of your money on your $7.75 stake. Now, if you get three results right though, this will pay out those three singles, as well as three doubles and one treble. You’ll have made your stake back and perhaps a little more besides. In the unlikely scenario where you get them all right, and that’s very rare over the many years of this long-running tipping article, you’ll be getting back a princely sum and disproving the very theory we’re trying to uphold! So, with that knowledge, here’s the tipping table from Round 4, showing last week’s paltry returns :

Have a look at Round 3‘s selections. We’re only looking at the first five games; Stuart and Texi only got one correct selection, both electing to back Melbourne City to beat Sydney FC. The pitiful return on their $7.75 bet this week would go straight in the money jar. At least Andrew got a high odds draw, but it was still such a low return on investment. It’s a theme this season, making horrible reading for anyone who believes that football betting is a way to get rich quick.

“What’s gambling really costing you?” is the big question. Well, our panel has chipped in $217 each, so with each round, they inch ever-closer to losing only three-quarters of that initial stake. It’s not looking good. These three tipsters watch heaps of A-League football, they follow the game religiously and have many years of experience of predicting the A-League. Do you think you can do any better? Tell us all about it in the comments section over on Football 360. We’d be delighted to have you!

Remember, this is for fun. We’ve already forgotten about the $217 at the start of the season, so every week feels like a win. Or something.

Lucky 31 experiment Round 3 : Betting is stressful

If you came looking for the A-League Tips and Predictions, you’re a little lost. It left for pastures new last week and you can find it on the Football360 website, where the panel of experts is busy disgracing itself on a bigger stage. If you came looking for the next instalment in the Lucky31 experiment, you’re in the right place.

Using the A-League tips of the expert tipsters, we are demonstrating just how betting on football can be severely damaging to your finances and how it can affect the way you watch the game – there is no reason for a Sydney FC fan to be watching Melbourne Victory play Adelaide United hoping they win. If you don’t like talk of gambling, please stop reading now. If you’re interested to know more, keep going…

Campbelltown Stadium. No relation to the content of this article at all. Photo : Texi Smith

So here’s the scenario. To gain entry to the tipping circle this season, each tipster stumped up $217 with the aim to finish the season with more than that. The figure $217 equates to 28 matchdays x $7.75. Each week, a $0.25 bet is placed on the first five games in the round in a “Lucky 31” bet. That’s 31 bets at $0.25 = $7.75 each week. The return on that investment increases with the number of correct selections. If you get one result correct, you get a few cents back and lose nearly all your stake. Get two results right, the you are paid out on two singles and one double; you’ll also be losing most of your money on your $7.75 stake. If you get three results right though, the bet will pay out those three singles, as well as three doubles and one treble. You’ll have made your stake back and perhaps a little more. In the extreme case where you get them all right, and that’s very rare over the many years of this long-running tipping article, you’ll be winning handsomely! Now that you know, here’s the tipping table from this week, with last week’s results :

As we’re only looking at the first five games, and Andrew and Texi got their second correct prediction on Sydney FC v Adelaide, the return on their $7.75 is a bit of loose change. At least Stuart got two correct selections in the first five games and managed to claw back a quarter of the wager. But it makes dismal reading for anyone thinking that making money from football betting is a reality. Even Andrew, whose luck was in after the first round, has lost money on the $15.50 bet so far.

“Image what you could be buying instead” is the cry. Texi could have bought himself a cold pint of Guinness, Stuart is looking at a schooner of Stone and Wood, and Andrew might have enough for a small packet of salt and vinegar chips. It’s not looking good. These are people who watch loads of A-League football, who follow the game intently and who have years of experience of predicting the A-League. If they can’t make a dollar from the A-League, then what’s the hope for anyone else?

Go and have a look at Football360. Have a go at predicting the scores yourself and leave a comment to tell the tipsters just what you think. All in the name of recreation.

Adelaide get the bird as City fly

Sydney FC Men’s 2 Adelaide United 1
Sydney FC Women’s 0 Melbourne City 5

It was a day of fluctuating emotions at Allianz Stadium on Sunday as goals from Sydney FC’s Rhys Youlley and Oriola Sunday cancelled out a comedy opener from Adelaide United and sent the Sky Blues on their way to a vital three points. The winds of change had already blown through East Sydney when the storm hit, and an hour delay to the women’s game did nothing to halt the inevitable as Melbourne City scored at will in a disastrous first half that was an embarrassment to the club. A second-half rally saw Sydney FC remember that they could play football, and they stemmed the flow, passing up a number of opportunities to score, the other Sky Blues still adding a penalty to their tally and eventually running out easy 5-0 winners. The good, the bad and the ugly in one evening.

Sundays are for relaxing, but not today as a wrong turn onto Moore Park Road (blame the driver!) found us looking for a turning spot to head back to the Entertainment Quarter, jagging a free spot on the street in Woollahra and giving us a walk down an unfamiliar route into the back entrance of EQ. Our reward for free parking was paella as we waited for our Adelaide United supporting football family members, and we set off to Allianz Stadium a little late, Driver Avenue still awash with fans two minutes from kick off.

Taking our seats in Cove Heights, all eyes were not on the football; they were on the brave pigeon that was determined to protect its patch of grass just outside the Adelaide United penalty area. Oohs came from the crowd as the players inadvertently stepped close to the stubborn bird, a couple of players trying to shoo it to avoid the inevitable internationally viral animal cruelty incident. Sydney FC were shooting towards the Cove, a sure sign that Adelaide had won the toin coss, and they almost took the lead when a slick passing move carved the visitors apart, Ben Garuccio unlucky to have his shot blocked.

The visitors did take the lead soon after, a header up the far end from Craig Goodwin’s cross somehow ruled out for offside, but the relief was temporary as Harrison Devenish-Meares came up with a new level of howler, casually passing the ball to the United attacker Brodie Burkitt who tapped the ball into the empty net. There was stunned silence all around; we had just escaped a goal and had handed the lead straight back, absolutely unforgiveable. Rhyan Grant then got to the byline to cut back for Al Hassan Toure to blaze over, before the referee played on when Wataru Kamijo was upended only for Toure’s speculative shot to be blocked. Toure was having what could be described as one of his lazier looking games, the sweaty conditions not helping, and again blazed wide when well set up by Takahiro Sekine.

Tiago Quintal could have won a penalty with a bit of trickery on the byline but elected to stay on his feet, Sekine delivered a terrible ball from a short free kick by Garuccio and then went into the book for a silly foul soon after. Quintal was unlucky to be penalised for a high boot as half time approached, with Sekine having made the forward run, and the shrieks from the Miniroos half-time heroes were the loudest shouts in the stadium as the hot and bothered crowd tried to remain engaged. This was another disappointing half from Sydney, and boos were heard around the stadium as the whistle sounded; this new era was looking like missing the mark already.

Sydney continued the theme after the break, Toure showing no control whatsoever when released by the wizardry of Quintal, but Youlley took up the task, cutting inside to smash a shot just over the angle of post and bar. Sekine ran the ball out of play, Grant got lucky with a miskick, Jordan Courtney-Perkins gave us a terrible long ball forward, Kamijo played a horrible ball to no one then picked up a needless yellow card for a shirt pull in front of the referee. The inconsistency of the referee was blatant, Adelaide’s midfielder holding onto Youlley’s shorts not eliciting a yellow card barely a minute later. Toure showed us another horrible piece of control before being set free inside the box by Quintal, the low shot from an acute angle bringing a great save by the Adelaide goalkeeper.

The temperature suddenly dropped, the wind blew away the muggy conditions, Joe Lacey and Akol Akon were on, the game changed complexion within moments. Quintal played in Youlley with the defence opening up in front of him, and he rifled in a shot that looked to be saved, but the force of the shot took the ball past the Adelaide keeper for a dramatic equaliser. It wasn’t long before the home team’s sudden dominance had turned the game on its head, Toure looking well offside, squaring for Sunday to tap home at the far post, the pelican celebration taking him past the Adelaide fans only to see the flag up. The fans had expected it, the players were ready to play on, but VAR was checking. And checking some more. And then the big screen showed the offside in question, and it was no longer clear. The referee signalled the goal, Sydney celebrated, VAR had done its job. Get in!

Sydney still had to manage the game but their tails were up. Youlley threatened to go straight through the middle for another goal, but forgot that he had to shoot, Popovic was poleaxed clearing the ball, and this became more about survival than embellishing the lead. Hearts were in mouths when Garuccio headed across his own goal, but he got away with it and arms went up in celebration at the final whistle, Sydney knowing that they had pulled off a coup with a come-from-behind win here today. The players came across eventually to celebrate with the thinning Cove, Akon having to be coaxed from his meet and greet on the touchline, and it felt good again to be a Sydney FC fan.

Signs that we had an issue with game two of the double header came when the subs and staff started disappearing back down the tunnel, and we were informed soon after that lightning had delayed the game and that we should take cover. Surely this is the worst possible scenario; most of the outlets now closed, the clock ticking later and later on a Sunday evening, the staff rubbing their hands at the healthy overtime. A number of fans simply upped and left, with no guarantee as to when the game would start as the rain hammered down for a short time and the flashes continued.

Play eventually got underway a good hour after the expected kick off time, and by now most fans were past the point of expecting anything positive from the football, a complete mismatch with the new Bling FC Melbourne City boasting a host of top-quality experienced signings, and Sydney FC making it look unfortunately like women vs girls. The pre-match cermony was done away with, the players just went out and kicked off, and we were already under pressure in the early stages. The Cove, led by their taliswoman MMTV, was defiant. There was a big empty stadium to fill with noise; alas, we were subjected to a first half of one-way traffic, all in the direction of the goal right in front of us.

First, ex-Sydney player Aideen Keane crossed for ex-Sydney player Cortnee Vine to smash home in front of us, mid-chant too. A particularly annoying Melbourne City fan, who had strayed into the Cove at full volume attracting no interest from the security guards, was finally turfed out when a senior Cove member confronted him. He would still be cheering though when Momo Hayashi lashed in a long shot from distance to make it two. Vine hit the bar from close range, but it wasn’t long before a third goal went in, another devastating shot from the edge of the area that gave Tiahna Robertson no chance. It was shooting practice. Sydney couldn’t muster an attack; every time the ball was cleared, there was no one to clear to and it just came back. Amy Chessari did her best in midfield but was surrounded consistently; this really was a tough watch. The straw that would break the Cove’s collective back was on the half hour when Vine floated in an aimless cross. Robertson went to claim the easy ball, but in swooped our Charlotte McLean, Sky Blue captain, to nod the ball into her own net under no pressure at all. It was a rerun of last week, and made it two from two, beer being thrown into the terraces in disgust at another self-inflicted wound.

Ex-Sydney player Taylor Ray, who couldn’t hold down her spot at Sydney, was looking like a world-beater, and teammate Keane smashed a shot off the bar. The half had seemed like an NPL match where the Football Institute was playing the bottom team and making them look like park footballers. Still the Cove sang. Still the drum from the City fan(s) banged at the far end, and half-time was a relief, with predictions of six, seven, eight even nine goals being the final margin.

Sydney made a change at the break, Megan Mifsud on, and she left her mark on the rampaging Keane within 30 seconds of the restart, somehow avoiding a yellow card for catapulting her opponent in the air with a meaty challenge. Her desperate stretch to try and foil Keane soon after as the tricky City winger darted into the box was futile, a clear penalty awarded and Melinda Ayres tucked home the spot kick with Robertson diving the right way but not having enough reach to get a hand to it. The scoring was continuing at the same rate, those predictions could come true.

Thankfully, the game began to settle. Robertson made a breathtaking save to tip the ball onto the bar, collecting the rebound as if it was all intentional, and Sydney had a chance, Faith Webber send clear by a searching ball from Mifsud, but her touch took the ball wider than it should, and the shot was well wide of the mark. Riley Cohn picked up a booking for a late challenge, but she was in the game now, as was Maddie Caspers, and Sydney had a whole minute in possession which made the 5-0 scoreline seem absurd. A looping shot from McLean just cleared the bar in front of us and then Webber spun and fired straight at the City keeper. This had been a good spell by Sydney, although there was always scope for more goals at the other end. McLean went to clear a ball and immediately hit the deck. For lip readers out there, it was obvious what she thought she’d done on the stadium screen and she was eventually replaced, compounding the misery for the home team. The final whistle sounded to great relief. Sydney FC had suffered a battering, but had come through the storm and played some decent football towards the end.

The scoreboard showed that we had in fact been beaten by Adelaide United, much to the amusement of those fans still in the stadium. The players came up apologetically as a team to the Cove, but the Cove stood in solidarity with Sydney Til I Die in full voice, capo MMTV revving up the players and letting them know that they had our full support. The Maddie Caspers support crew in the corner continued their singing and dancing, while Tiahna Robertson received positive words from the fans and consoling hugs from those close to her. The heavy defeat was all but forgotten as fans got their autographs and Mums and Dads urged their kids to hurry up and get home before it was too late on a school night.

There was only one exit open, completely in the wrong direction to where we wanted to be, and we made our way back up Moore Park Road to the car, finally getting back at 10pm for a quick dinner and bed. Six hours at Allianz Stadium was more than enough today. We had seen our men’s team transform into world-beaters once the weather changed, we had waited patiently while the storm cleared and been rewarded with at least a good sing-song while our Sydney FC women were put to the sword. As one young fan sang ‘We’re shit and we know we are…’ but more appropriately the song of the night should have been ‘A long time ago, we used to be good.’ Melbourne City are undeniably the team to beat, alongside Central Coast Mariners; how can they get their recruitment right and Sydney FC get theirs so completely wrong? If you think a half dozen Under 18 players would have made a difference today, undoubtedly very skilled as they are, you have rocks in your head. Season 26/27 is shaping up to be a familiar dish of disappointment and something has to change to alter the trajectory of this once-proud women’s team. Tell me I’m wrong when we make the finals and take the championship, go on, tell me.

Free-scoring Mariners announce their arrival in style

Central Coast Mariners Women 5 Canberra United 1

The new-look Central Coast Mariners topped off an afternoon of celebrations in Gosford with an outstanding display of pressing football to crush a stunned Canberra United at polytec Stadium on Saturday afternoon. An early goal from in-form Skye Halmarick set the scene, and by half-time, the home team were cruising with a second goal, this time from the head of Talia Kapetanellis. Classy midfielder Te Reremoana Walker added a third soon after the break and from then on it was a case of how many as the Mariners punished every turnover, Kapetanellis adding her second and Alexia Karrys-Stahl making it five with still ten minutes to play. A late rally from the visitors saw them reduce the arrears with a smart finish from Sienna Dale, but it was all too late as the Mariners made it an afternoon to remember with this handsome win.

Eliza Familton given special attention from the United midfield

Summer had definitely hit on the Central Coast, the sun blazing, making both teams reach for the esky during warm-up, with glowing faces and dripping sweat telling the story. The fans were late to arrive, a VIP event including Heather Garriock from Football Australia and former Mariners’ men’s coach Lawrie McKinna kept a number of the fans entertained up until kick-off and the grand opening of the newly acquired Mariners Club at the adjacent Gosford City Bowling Club took care of the rest. There was a following from the nation’s capital, green shirts dotted throughout the main stand, the only stand open today and thankfully the one stand shaded from the fierce sun. The United players were drilling in goals for fun at the waterfront end; they looked confident, they were buoyant, they were ready for battle.

Five minutes into the game though, it was clear which team was in charge. Halmarick had already marauded up the right in the opening exchanges, and when Peta Trimis released Danika Matos on the same side moments later, her low cross was swept majestically past Sally James by Halmarick to open the scoring. The scores were almost level immediately, goalkeeper Morgan Aquino beating away a shot before tipping over from Michelle Heyman’s header seconds later, and Canberra matched their opponents for a stretch, Hayley Taylor-Young lashing a wild shot wide when the ball fell her way before Aquino got down low to foil her next attempt at the near post.

Today’s referee Charlotte Flynn knew she was in for quite a game, cries of ‘ref, ref!’ echoing around the stadium every time a contentious moment arose, and Matos was testing her patience, a very hands-on performance from the former Western Sydney Wanderers player making the free-kicks easy to award. Walker began to assert herself in midfield, before teammate Rebecca Lake copped a freak hit to the face that halted proceedings. The Canberra grumbles were shot down by a local voice, a fan telling the Canberra contingent to shut it in no uncertain terms, and Lake was up quickly despite the solid hit. The home team needed geeing up, and with the half hour mark approaching, the MC revved the crowd, something that we don’t often experience when the ball is in play. Sure enough, the very next move saw the Mariners go two up; Trimis was allowed to run riot down the right again and she clipped a delightful ball in for Kapetanellis, who got ahead of Zoe Tolland, the header flashing past James for 2-0. The lack of celebration from the goalscorer suggested an own goal from Tolland, and photo evidence is inconclusive, but the Mariners were not asking questions.

Chief tormentor Peta Trimis leads the Canberra defence a merry dance

Kelli Brown had the home fans off their seats, clattering into Matos, but the referee took no action. The Mariners coasted to half time, but they could have easily made it three, again Trimis the architect, Halmarick rampaging up the right to deliver a delicious cross for Kapetanellis on the stretch who just couldn’t get the shot on target from close range. This was thrilling stuff from the Central Coast, thoroughly deserving their two-goal half time lead.

If Canberra were searching for a swift turnaround, they didn’t get it. Trimis had a chance in the first attack of the half, choosing to shoot wide with plenty of support in the box. Perhaps coach Dean Heffernan had asked his players to shoot on sight; Kapetanellis strode forward after intercepting in her own half, but elected for the spectacular instead of involving her teammates who were much better placed, another good chance wasted. The exciting Eliza Familton weaved through the Canberra defence to win a corner, Trimis had her shot saved from the clever corner routine, and the tide was certainly coming in. It was no surprise when a recycled corner from Timis caused mayhem in the Canberra six-yard box, and there was Walker, reacting first in the melee to stab home her first A-League goal, and didn’t she love it!

The Mariners were just too strong for Canberra; the pressing from the home side gave the visitors no time on the ball, and every 50/50 ball seemed to fall to a yellow shirt. Trimis tried her luck from distance, James saving comfortably, before Canberra had a sight on goal, substitute Dale upended and fellow replacement Emily Condon firing in a free kick that Aquino smothered at the second attempt. There were definitely more goals coming, and once more it was the right-hand side where the Mariners did the damage, Trimis doing brilliantly to release Matos, whose cross was unmissable for Kapetanellis, who lashed the ball into the roof of the net from right in front for 4-0. This was as good an attacking performance as we could have hoped for, and Trimis was denied by the fingertips of James from a thrilling left-foot shot. Halmarick then set her up for a chance, James reacting well to close down the shot, but this was looking to turn ugly for the away team.

Michelle Heyman doing too much defending

Substitute Karrys-Stahl fired over with a hopeful effort, but she was to have her moment soon after, battling away to stay in control before flicking the ball through the legs of her opponent, striding on and firing a missile into the bottom corner of James’ goal. What a hit to make it 5-0! This was when Canberra finally reacted. They won two corners in quick succession, the referee unfazed when Aquino was bustled into the back of her own net, and United seemed to have taken the game up a notch. It was no surprise when Dale found herself in the area with Matos to beat, and she did what she does best, finishing past Aquino for a consolation goal to make it 5-1. Heyman then played in Caley Tallon-Henniker with a searching ball, but Aquino got there just in time, and that led to the Mariners having a final chance to wrap up the goalscoring, Kapetanellis making her shot look like a cross and Kiara De Domizio could only smash the ball over the bar from a difficult angle. There was time for one more moment, Heyman managing to get around Aquino, her shot blocked on the line, but the offside flag had already gone up. That was enough; the final whistle ended a day of celebration for the Central Coast Mariners.

A late rally from the visitors and a goal for Sienna Dale to no avail

What an afternoon. The opening home fixture, the official launch of the new era, the opening of the new pre and post-match venue at the bowling club next door, six goals for the fans to enjoy and a thoroughly entertaining match to send the fans home happy. This was an advert for the A-League; this is football in Australia, this is the standard we need to achieve. The rest of the teams looking up at Central Coast Mariners at the top of the ladder will be wondering just what they have to do to keep this free-scoring attack from ravaging defences across Australia. Congratulations to everyone involved today.

Thanks for reading. This report is available as an abridged version at Impetus Football. Click here to see it.

Lucky 31 experiment Round 2 : We’ve moved!

You came here looking for the Round 2 tips and predictions, didn’t you? Well, you’re too late! We’ve been picked up and placed on the Football360 website, where we hope to build up the following that we enjoyed on The Roar. Why are you still reading? You should have already clicked on the link and gone to find it there!

One thing we will be continuing with though, is the Lucky31 experiment. Using the A-League tips of the tipsters, we are trying to demonstrate just how badly things can go with betting. We’re fiercely independent here at texismith.com so we can post what we like.

To gain entry to the tipping this season, each tipster started with a pool of $217. That’s 28 matchdays x $7.75. Every week, a $0.25 bet is placed on the first five games in the round in a “Lucky 31” bet. It’s 31 bets at $0.25 = $7.75 each week. That means, if you get two results right, the bet will pay out on two singles and one double. You’ll be losing money on your $7.75 stake. If you get three results right, the bet will pay out those three singles, three doubles and one treble. You’ll have made your stake back and maybe a little more. Take that a bit further, and if you get them all right, you’ll be doing just fine! So, armed with that knowledge, here is the tipping table from this week, with last week’s results :

Demonstrating quite nicely the “you win some, you lose more” mantra of the token anti-gambling effort made by the governments that collect billions in gambling tax, we can see that Stuart and Texi both lost money in round one, and by default so would have The Crowd. On the flipside, Andrew’s idea of tipping the draw in the first game of the season suddenly catapulted his winnings beyond his stake of $7.75, a tidy profit of $4.12. Damn it, Andrew, we’re trying to demonstrate how easy it is to lose money in gambling!

Follow along to see if we have made back our $217 stake by the end of round 28. Given the first round, we’ll get nowhere near it, but Andrew has already taken this to a new level and we’ll have to watch out that we don’t promote gambling in making money off this ill-advised betting scheme.

See you over on Football360. Have a punt yourself and leave a comment to tell us just how shit we are at tipping the untippable. Good luck!

Brimful of Asha as Sydney dive

Sydney FC Women 2 Adelaide United 2

A late Olimpico goal from India Breier rescued a point for Adelaide United at Sydney Olympic Park on Sunday afternoon as the demons of the last two seasons came back to haunt the Sky Blues after doing more than enough to win. Asha Sutton gave the goal-deprived Sydney faithful something they have been craving, a goal on the run and a deadly finish, to put her team a goal to the good. An own goal by captain Charlotte McLean had the scores level in an instant, and Sydney looked odds-on to win the contest after Riley Cohn mugged her defender and finished smartly as they dominated the second half. The late goal from a corner was the result of a nervy finish from the home side, who could have gone on to lose in the final moments of a game punctuated by injury stoppages. The struggle continues for Sydney, but with many players away on international duty, we can reserve judgement until we see the whole squad in action.

One of the biggest weekends on our calendar, this fixture came on the back of the Sydney men’s derby and two very big nights; making the short journey to Olympic Park was a great way to end a football-filled two days and nights. Parking up in the P1 car park not long before 4pm, we were in and settled in the Cove’s little corner of heaven in line with the goalline soon after, ready to see if our women’s team could wipe the slate clean and start the season with a bang. We had passed the injured players who had just taken part in a signing session, Shay Hollman, Jada Whyman and Amber Luchtmeijer adding to the list of young stars at the Under 17 World Cup. The line-up, read out by a very familiar voice, had unfamiliar names in the starting eleven and on the bench, but we were hopeful of a good showing all the same. The Cove warmed up to get the rustiness out, capo MMTV’s voice a little broken from Friday’s efforts and her expert drummer having to remember the beat after the longest off-season in world football. We Are Sydney was belted out as the players took the field. It was good to be back.

Sydney started on the back foot. Adelaide pressed forward, winning corners, but it was the home team that took the lead, Cohn sliding a delightful ball through the middle of the Adelaide defence for Asha Sutton to gallop onto. She seemed under pressure but held her nerve to fire past young Adelaide goalkeeper Ilona Melegh, the whole team racing to congratulate her, a truly wholesome moment. Tails were up, first blood to the Sky Blues, but the stadium fell silent when the tricky Kiera Meyers launched a hopeful ball in near post and McLean stuck out her leg to deflect the ball past Tiahna Robertson for a disastrous and unnecessary own goal. Bah!

As a few fans started meandering into the sunshine over to the far side to roll down the hill, Robertson then gifted the ball to Adriana Taranto after dallying on the ball for way too long, the lobbed finish cleared off the line by McLean, casually heading the ball into her goalkeeper’s arms. Last season was coming flooding back. Josie Wilson was stranded upfield in a heap, eventually being helped off holding her arm as if her shoulder was dislocated. Warm applause greeted her as she walked down the tunnel after a lengthy stoppage. Adelaide looked much the better team in the first half, but Kiley Dulaney looked very composed on our side of the field, and there was more football played by the Sydney FC team than we were accustomed; positive signs! Adelaide United did hit the bar, and there were hairy moments as Sydney struggled to clear their lines in a first half that seemed to be slipping from their grasp.

The half ended with a good chance deep into injury time, Faith Webber getting the fans off their seats thinking she’d scored, but her rifled shot had just missed the post. Half time followed almost immediately, giving us a chance to catch our breath; this singing and chanting was hard work for tired bodies and the desafinado efforts of at least one of our Cove crew was making it even harder.

Back to the action, and a completely different Sydney FC side came out in the second half. There was a spring in the step, the mild gamesmanship of the first half was replaced with major theatrics as Cohn tried to demonstrate her rough treatment from her opponents in a series of swallow dives, some ignored and some rewarded with free-kicks. Adelaide did though have a glorious chance, the ball coming off the post before being blazed over, but from our angle we had no way of knowing just how close to the goal it was. Charlotte McLean hoofed a shot way over the bar, but Sydney did take the lead soon after when Cohn caught her defender in possession, advanced and tucked a shot inside Melegh’s post. What a fantastic moment, created and finished by the most lively player on the field. Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, our girls are amazing… sang the Cove.

The game was heating up, the SFC chant reached breakneck speed, smoke almost coming from the drum. Cohn took a dive looking for a free kick which was waved away, before somehow managing to convince the referee with another outrageous flop. She did seem hurt, taking her time to get up, but it was classic game management, seeing a miraculous recovery to take the free kick herself. Olivia Price was manhandled to the floor in a wrestling move, somehow no yellow card, before Cohn gave us another comedy moment, exaggerating a push from Melegh as the two went toe to toe on the goalline. We had the moment of the match as a little back-flick set Sydney on their way in a glorious flowing attack, but the assistant referee had the flag up to curtail the forward momentum, and Webber almost stole in at the far post to beat Melegh to the ball but her effort ended up in the side netting with celebrations almost starting. With five minutes remaining though, Sydney weren’t looking comfortable, the fans sensed it, and they ended the game the same way they started it, conceding a series of corners. That’s when the inevitable happened, Robertson nowhere near an inswinging corner from Breier that flew straight into the net.

The Adelaide players soaked up the moment, the referee finally coming to break up their extended huddle, as MMTV took out her frustration in the Cove. This was the malaise of the last two seasons, bottled up and sprayed on the team, a winning position thrown away in avoidable circumstances. Injury time wouldn’t yield a winner, Adelaide looking the most likely, and the frustration of the players at the final whistle was obvious. It was certainly felt in the stands.

The players took a while to come over and acknowledge the active fans, but enjoyed their moment from a distance before friends and family took over, signalling the end of the day. Walking out into the cool evening sunset, we had enjoyed some excitement, some hair-raising moments and we had seen Sydney FC play proper football for the first time in a long while. Whilst viewing the game from such a distance makes detail harder to follow, the antics of Riley Cohn were like a pantomime in itself, although she did get plenty of rough treatment from the United midfield. Supporting Sydney FC women’s team has been quite challenging lately, but there were encouraging signs. We look forward to seeing performances turn into points in the near future, and we can all enjoy seeing our former stars in action at Allianz Stadium next weekend as the new Bling FC Melbourne City come to town as the main event of the double header. If you don’t stick around for the women’s game, words will be had. No excuses!

Thanks for reading. A lovely way to end the weekend!

The day that football died

Sydney FC 0 Western Sydney Wanderers 0

A preface to this : every fixture this season will now be tested against the yardstick of the Australia Cup final. The opening fixture of the eagerly-anticipated 2026/27 A-League season was billed as a blockbuster, the Sydney derby, the fierce cross-town rivalry, but by the end of the 90 minutes, fans were unanimous in their verdict of what they had just witnessed. Abject is a family-friendly word that perhaps encompasses the range of adjectives being thrown around in the stands, and the speed with which the crowd left Allianz Stadium was a testament to the garbage that had been served up on the field. Two poor sides lacking in composure, application and belief quite rightly shared the points; this was truly a game to turn off the neutral and damage the A-League brand right when it needs it the most.

The chopper was out, doing the rounds of Sydney, suggesting that trouble was expected on the streets below. Running later than planned due to work commitments, we were hijacked at the Trinity for a thirst-quenching pit stop before heading to the Bat and Ball just in time to head across the park to the start of the march. Numbers were a little lower than usual in the throng, but the enthusiasm was there, the pack shepherded by a wall of police officers and a pack of police horses. Great to see so many familiar faces and enjoy swearing in public again. Having only just turned 7pm, there was time for a quick refresher at the Olympic Hotel behind the stadium, before fuelling up on energy drinks and heading into Allianz Stadium for the big event.

Strangely enough, the players were still out on the field warming up. There was no way that this was going to be an 8pm kick off, but it gave plenty of time to unload massive amounts of money in the stadium concourse on drinks. The lights flashed, then went blue, the flag bearers waited patiently, and the players still didn’t come out. What was going on? Was there a scrap in the tunnel? Had the referees gone on strike again? Finally they emerged, and We Are Sydney greeted the two teams to the field. A Wanderers fan took his seat in Cove Heights to much cajoling; he must have known he’d be safe tonight.

Whoever won the toss chose correctly and we had Sydney FC shooting towards the visiting fans in the first half, giving us a good opportunity to check out the new-look Wanderers attack as they made the better start of the two teams. Awan Lual appeared to be winning a foot race to bear down on goal when he pulled up with what looked like a pulled hamstring. After shooing the referee away, he realised he really had done it and flopped to the ground and was subsequently substututed. Jordan Courtney-Perkins gave us an early overhead kick to try and warm up the crowd, Oliseh Sunday showed great close skills and a willingness to win headers. Rhyan Grant grappled with his man by the corner flag despite the ball being behind them and not going out, before Ben Garuccio was told to leave the field with blood pouring from his face. That had Sydney FC down a man for a minute or two, in which time the Wanderers had a good chance, but Harrison Devenish-Meares showed safe hands.

The usual risky mucking around at the back was completely gone. In fact the fans were almost left wanting some of it back, Devenish-Meares woeful with his distribution, kicking straight out on multiple occasions, and receiving a spray from Garuccio. Alex Popovic and Miguel Di Pizio had a coming together which the referee smoothed over, and Popovic game us some good skill, heading back to his keeper under pressure as the half ended. Aside from a near post save from Devenish-Meares and a long range snaphot from Sunday that was hopelessly wide, there was little to cheer. Half time was welcome.

The usual circuit of the concourse was abandoned when I had only made it a quarter of the way around as the on-field half-time heroes were making their way off. It was busy, but I was back to my seat up in the balcony level as the action got underway down below. Sunday and German Ferreyra clashed, the multi-tattooed Wanderer feigning injury, but the referee wasn’t buying it. Wanderers had a chance at the far end as the defence opened up worryingly, Devenish-Meares with the good save, and they had a good effort soon after that just cleared the crossbar.

The game came to life on 65 minutes. Someone was being ejected from the Cove. Sunday had turned inside for some reason instead of shooting on the run. All of a sudden, fans whose interest had been waning and were chatting amongst themselves, were concentrating and absorbed in the action. Ferreyra celebrated in front of Sunday’s face when the referee ignored his plea for a foul. Serial pest Anthony Pantazopoulos helped the rather anonymous Takahiro Sekine from the floor after a challenge, and the new Sydney man flopped straight back down. Changes were made. Gabriel Popovic found himself in a great position with perhaps his first touch, and instead of hitting the target he smashed the ball high and handsomely over the crossbar, hands on heads all around the stadium in disbelief. That could be a career-changing moment for the lad.

The changes that Sydney made didn’t make much impact. The game was stretched as the final minutes ticked by, and either team could have won it with a shred of X-factor or a direct confident burst. We had neither, although Akol Akon’s ball through for James Overy was a beauty, and luckily neither did our neighbours. The atmosphere at the final whistle was of general apathy and dismay as the stands emptied out in record time. This had been a repeat of the Australia Cup semi-final loss to Melbourne Victory, without the wind as an excuse. The absence of tiki-taka was evident, the unwillingness to conjure up something clever or take that extra risk was frustrating. At least we hadn’t conceded a late goal.

Leaving the stadium after taking in the mood at the tunnel area, we jumped on the light rail and managed another pit stop at the Dove and Olive til closing, and another one at the deserted Epping Hotel, finally making it home just shy of 2am. The intention had been to have one or two tonight, but the reality check of seeing such poor football had turned us to the bottle.

Were there any positives to take from tonight? We kept a clean sheet. Popovic looked extra-safe at the back. Youlley put himself about. Akon looked classy. That’s maybe it. The negatives were there for all to see. The repeated hoofing upfield in the general direction of a striker was straight from any Saturday afternoon winter competition, there was a short period of passing at the Cove end that resembled controlled possession, but aside from that, there was very little meaningful forward play. We have our second men’s game coming up next weekend, Sunday service as the first half of a double-header with our mighty Sky Blue women. Those Eurosnobs and fans of other codes who made the effort tonight will somehow all be busy next Sunday afternoon. And who can blame them? See you at Olympic Park this Sunday. Keep the faith and enjoy your weekend!

A-League tipping Round 1 : We’re back!

Well, all of a sudden, the football gods aligned and we got everyone’s tips in just in time for the opening fixture of the season. We’re back up and running. The motely crew of Stuart Thomas, Andrew Prentice and Texi Smith, refreshed after the longest off-season in the world, are here to guide you through the murky waters of the new A-League season.

As well as using our magical crystal ball, we will be starting the season with a pool of $217 each (that’s $7.75 x 28 matchdays) and submitting what they mysteriously call a “Lucky 31” bet on five of the matches in each round. That particular bet type has 31 different combinations, so the stake is low, in fact a measly $0.25 per bet, but it makes the total bet each week $7.75. Trusting that this is not a gateway to a gambling addiction, the $217 has been fronted up already, so there will not be any money spent during the season; it’s a small price to pay for an experiment that will most likely demonstrate that “you win some, you lose more.”

The season starts with a handy five-game round. So, without further ado, let’s see what round one is going to give us as the A-League juggernaut rolls into town…

Forgotten man Hiroshi Ibusuki looking to kickstart his career Photo : Texi Smith

Stuart Thomas
Western Sydney, Auckland, Macarthur, Central Coast, Victory

Well, well, well, here we are again for another season of A-League tips and predictions.

This time, however, it is not being featured on a certain website that owes me and many others thousands of dollars. A big thank you to Texi for temporarily hosting one of the traditions of the A-League; a panel of desperate fans and writers always prepared to put their necks on the line.

Frankly, few have any idea what will happen in the opening round. The recruitment of most teams looks decent, the players maintained have talent and a few returning stars means there could be little predictable about the first few rounds of play.

The Sydney Derby will go the way of the Wanderers, a team very popular heading into the new season and one certain to be fired up in the opening round. Auckland hosts Melbourne City on Saturday in a perfect homecoming for the champs, the home side gets it done.

Macarthur will have a solid season and Perth have hopes of the same. We will need plenty more weeks to get a good read on these two teams. Macarthur by a goal. The F3/M1 Derby usually produces and the mighty Mariners have home deck for this one. I’m seeing a tight one, with a yellow goal separating the two teams late in the match.

I’m finding it tough to get a read on the Phoenix and the Victory have clearly played plenty of pre-season football that should stand them in good stead early on. This will probably get them over the line in New Zealand.

Jaiden Kucharski and Stefan Colakovski go again for Perth Glory Photo : Texi Smith

Andrew Prentice
Draw, Auckland, Macarthur, Newcastle, Victory

A huge Sydney derby with 35,000 plus in attendance, but how will the pitch hold up after a rugby league World Cup match the previous evening. Lots of positives from the Wanderers after the disasters of last season and they might pinch a point in a 1-1 draw which would be an awful result for my fantasy team.

Lots of changes at the champions but they are the champions, they are at home, and they play an offshoot of Man City so this pick is based on a dislike of cheats. Mind you, City look a good young squad this year.

Distressing rumbles about the Glory’s instability with late payments, training walkouts (I hope it’s fake news!) Macarthur look like a far more attacking side this year. Goals aplenty at Campbelltown.

Last year’s Premiers against their F3 rivals (it’s called the M1 now but come on…) I hope the cool weather sends the Coasties to the game rather than the beach, where the Jets might pinch the points with more attacking intent than Queens Park Mariners seem to have.

Wellington are a bogey side for Victory but last week’s Cup final will have been a great hit-out for the visitors. Changes at the Phoenix and an unsettled pre-season have me leaning towards an eponymous result for the away team.

Captain, my captain. Craig Goodwin raring to go Photo : Texi Smith

Texi Smith
Sydney, City, Macarthur, Newcastle, Victory

The long-awaited opening fixture to the 2026/27 season sees Ufuk Talay return to the scene of his crimes with his new-look Western Sydney Wanderers for a rip-roaring Sydney derby. Allianz Stadium will be freshly chopped up from the Rugby League World Cup opener, so the excuses will be ready-made whichever way this falls. Patrick Kisnorbo has thrashed his troops to within an inch of their lives in preseason, expect Sydney FC to be in the faces of their rivals, the returning magician Nicholas Milanovic having little change in a difficult opening half. Tiago Quintal is the constant threat for the Sky Blues, but it’s the unlikely source of Rhys Youlley who breaks the deadlock on the cusp of the tried and tested 60-minute substitution mark with a deflected shot. Wanderers pile forward, VAR overturning an equaliser to the torment of the away fans, and the dagger is plunged into Western Sydney hearts as Oriola Sunday marks his league debut with a tap in on the rebound to complete the scoring late in the game.

Auckland FC entertain Melbourne City on Saturday at Mount Smart, and they have the weight of expectation on their shoulders after last season’s championship victory. Losing two of their main defenders will give the potent City attack free rein against an untested rearguard, and we could be in for a high-scoring affair. All eyes on Auckland’s Sam Cosgrove following the furore of his serving of a two match ban, but it’s the debutants on the day that have the biggest say, Quinn MacNicol off the bench to equalise for City with 20 minutes left following the opener from Lachie Bayliss. It’s left to Cosgrove, leaping highest at the far post to send the Port into raptures with a late winner and start coach Pedro Moreira’s reign with an important three points.

All change at Macarthur FC, with Sasa Ognenovski at the helm for his first game in charge. His new-look team entertain unknown quantity Perth Glory at Campbelltown Stadium in the family-friendly 5pm slot. Familiar A-League names Ryan Fraser and Ben Gibson are in the home line-up, with A-League All Stars’ hero Apostolos Stamatelopoulos brought in to score the goals. The reliable dad’s army midfield of last season has gone, and there is no shortage of talent in the home squad. This is too early though for them to show their togetherness, and up against a lively attack of Tom Lawrence and Jaiden Kucharski, goals are guaranteed. The absence of Brian Kaltak is pivotal tonight, Connor Pain’s waspish performance opening doors for his teammates to cash in, Musa Toure and Jing Reec amongst the goals in a comfortable victory for the home side.

Ufuk Talay just about to let rip Photo : Texi Smith

It would take a brave man to tip Central Coast Mariners to do anything this season. They still possess a talented squad, but it has been rejuvenated by bringing in a truck-load of unproven talent, the bookmakers not convinced at all. Newcastle Jets come to Gosford on the back of a home loss in the Asian Champions League Elite, and they too have had an exodus from their premiership-winning squad; perhaps the replacements have been more palatable, Joe Lolley and Paddy Wood known quantities in A-League circles. The Jets know how to win, they’re up against serious quality in Asia, and it rubs off tonight as Nikos Vergos and Lolley get on the scoresheet in a scruffy win in the F3 derby. Mark Milligan will be more delighted with the clean sheet than anything else; it will be a rare occurrence this season as the premiership crown becomes a dead weight.

Melbourne Victory will be smarting from their Australia Cup disaster last weekend; however, up against a Wellington squad that has been trimmed and trimmed some more, this is the perfect antidote. Charles Nduka looks like a new man, given space and time to thrive, and with Clarismario Santos in glittering form, the away side look confident and enthusiastic in a bright first half. The longer the game goes on though, Phoenix grow in stature. The gaps at the back of the Wellington defence are there to be exploited, and when Harry Sawyer comes off the bench, the complexion of the game changes altogether. It’s his hold-up play that sprays the ball out to Keegan Jelacic, who glides past his man to deliver the perfect cross for Sawyer to thump home on the volley for the only goal of the game. A less-than-convincing win for Victory, but an important three-point haul to start the season with renewed hope.

Posting the tipping scoreboard is like posting the league table after zero games – totally pointless – but here it is anyway. We stand to recoup $68.13 if all the selections come in, or lose the whole $7.75 if no selections come in; it’ll be somewhere in between, but it will be interesting to see how this goes over the course of the season!

You can be part of the crowd! Enter your tips below and make our tipsters look like bumbling fools. Go on, it’ll take you five seconds…

We’d love to see what you think of this opening round; leave a comment right here. Let’s bring some of that dry banter from The Roar faithful back for another season. Good luck!

Football is alive and well in Australia

South Melbourne 1 (4) Melbourne Victory (3)

South Melbourne staged a remarkable comeback in extra time to send the Australia Cup final to penalties and create one of the most dramatic scenes in domestic football history at AAMI Park on Saturday night. Trailing to a contentious Denis Genreau strike and seeing their hopes fade, it was smash and grab as Max Mikkola somehow reacted to bundle the ball into the net in front of the huge bank of Hellas fans with the clock running out, setting up a penalty shootout for the ages; goalkeeper Javier Lopez was the hero and Jason Davison the villain to ultimately seal an incredible win for the underdog. This was a game to send shockwaves through the football community, bringing the decreasing gap between the A-League and the rest of the football pyramid into the spotlight for everyone to see.

When the Australia Cup final was announced, and it just so happened I was in Melbourne that very same weekend, it was an obvious move to get a ticket and enjoy the pinnacle of the domestic cup competition at a familiar venue. With a new ticket vendor in town, AXS being another unnecessary layer between the fan and the ticket, I was amused to find that my ticket had not been delivered to my app, and fortunate that the gentleman at the ticket window was able to print one out for me. I had come in on the train from Melbourne Central and was early, the queues already forming ahead of the gate opening time of 6pm. The riot squad marched down Swan Street as a show of force, the majority of fans shaking their heads at this pointless and no doubt expensive exercise. The maximum security wanding of everyone made the entrance to the stadium longer than necessary, but there was plenty of time.

The main bay of the South Melbourne end was already filling up, Victory’s main bay at the other end was already full and the chants started soon after; Hellas ole ole ole was booed from the Victory fans, who retorted with “F*ck South Melbourne.” This was indeed going to be spicy, and the Public Order Response Team suddenly seemed relevant. The South Melbourne players emerged for their warm-up, running a lap of honour to take in the atmosphere from the growing crowd, stopping behind the goal to exchange applause with the active bay. This was a proper once-in-a-lifetime experience for both the supporters and the Hellas squad and it was obvious that it meant a lot.

Incredibly, the South Melbourne players continued to warm up until 7:30pm, the Victory squad having moved off the field well beforehand, and with five minutes to the allotted kick off time, the NPL side seemed to be quite relaxed about how long they had before being due back out for the ceremonial part of the evening. The flag bearers moved into place, the big centre flag moved back off the field, and there seemed to be conjecture as to which side the two crest badges should sit, the Victory flag unfurled and then collapsed all of a sudden as if a mistake had been made.

Meanwhile, down at the Hellas end, small flags were being handed out; it was like a show, the organisers running to the sides to hand out flags, excited fans asking for more, the enthusiasm was infectious. The South Melbourne line-up was read out, before Steve Pavlidis and his bouzouki serenaded the fans, many in the crowd knowing exactly who he was and what he was playing. Attention then turned to the Victory line-up and the fans went into Stand By Me mode, the handful of Victory fans in my section on their feet holding the scarves aloft in defiance and belting out their unofficial anthem. Boos and whistles rang out from the South Melbourne end, but it was some sight and some spectacle from the Victory fans.

The players were out, the fireworks were popping, the crowd had filled out the stadium, and we were all asked to be upstanding for what was a very casual and happy Welcome to Country, before Maria Maroulis led the national anthem, which didn’t really hit the mark as it was too slow and peppered with changes to the original football version that we all know and love. Tall man Abz of the content creator duo UBF was seen being told to sit down as he was blocking the view from behind the goal, a security guard coming with a chair to get him down to the right level. The match was underway. The noise was terrific; whilst it may have been a sell out, there were definitely empty seats. Perhaps some people simply had something else on tonight and couldn’t make it.

The football? Well, you can watch that at your leisure somewhere else on the web or read up about it on the Austraila Cup website, but it was a fabulous affair. The South Melbourne central defensive duo were brilliant, even after the early yellow card handed out by world cup referee Ali Faghani. The first half was even, South Melbourne having a chance flash across goal and Victory hitting the post amongst a flurry of corners.

The light show at half time spooked the growing mass of seagulls, who took flight as Zorba the Greek echoed around the stadium, everyone tapping away to the well-known tune. The second half didn’t have to wait long for a miracle save from Lopez in front of the Victory fans, although on further inspection Clarismario Santos should have buried it. The big screens frustratingly showed no replays; Lopez had no right to get to the ball, but perhaps Santos made it easy for him. Faghani had a strange moment, playing on after a foul, the South Melbourne player picking the ball up forcing the referee to give the free kick he had ignored to play the advantage. This wasn’t the A-League, there was licence to do the right thing without reproach. The assistant on the far side refused to give South Melbourne a corner as time ran out, the ball clearly off the Victory player, but goalless it finished and we were rewarded with extra time to continue this marvellous evening.

When Genreau lobbed the ball over Lopez, the ball hitting the bar, the ball didn’t seem to be in, but the keeper seemed to push the ball over the line before scooping it out, trying to fool the officials by playing on. To be fair I was dead in line and it looked in; the Hellas fans around me were up in arms, naturally! The game was opening up beautifully by now, and Bul Juach had a glorious chance to equalise when he bullied Davidson into an error, the looping shot bouncing off the bar. Faghani tried to implement the immediate switch-around for extra time half time, but couldn’t prise the Victory team from their conversation on the sideline as game management reached new levels. Juach had a glorious opportunity to tee up a teammate as the game reached its conclusion, following a goalkeeper fumble, instead hooking a shot well over. However, in the dying moments, a cross from the right was half-cleared and Mikkola almost stumbled into the ball, sending it off Davidson and into the roof of the net with goalkeeper Jack Duncan stranded. The crowd went crazy. What a moment! Players and fans united in joy.

The unlikely equaliser sparked South Melbourne to life and they could have gone on to snatch it, but penalties was the end game, the toss of the coin taking the shootout down to the Victory end. The mobile phone lights came on as South Melbourne took their spot-kicks, but the players weren’t fazed. Lopez saved from giant Harry Sawyer but had to do it again when VAR intervened, and that left us with Davidson to keep Victory in the game, but his Chris Waddle / Harry Kane penalty sparked unexpected crazy scenes as South Melbourne were crowned cup winners, their team racing to the fans at the other end to join the celebrations.

It was already late and I was due on the start line for the Melbourne marathon at 6.15am, so I left the fans to their celebrations and headed back to Richmond Station for the journey home. The Victory fans had already left, whereas we wouldn’t see any South Melbourne fans for some time, with plenty of celebrating to be done at the home of their cross-town rivals. What an evening, what a spectacle, a cup final to remember and one I am glad to have been fortunate enough to attend. Could this be the catalyst for change in Australia? Are we ready for football to take the next step in this country? If this didn’t make the Eurosnob football community sit up and take notice, nothing will!

Thanks for reading. It’s not always all about the football action, it’s often what goes on around it.